David was born in St. Petersburg, Florida.
David grows up, luckily with a family.
David goes to college in New York.
David graduates and moves to Portland, Oregon.
David beings performing stand up comedy.
David moves to Seattle to do more stand up comedy.
David moves back to New York to do even more stand up comedy.
David moves back to Florida to open a small gift shop in Clearwater, Florida.
David didn’t really do that.
Seriously, I didn’t.
David lives in Brooklyn and performs all around New York.
Seriously, I do.